I just wanted to share with you some of the funny stuff I also got in my mail recently.
NEWSFLASH - NSA has been hacked. Here is an unconfirmed conversation that took place a few minutes ago.From Paul:
President Buttercup: You lezzie bitch, you told me everything was going according to plan in Ukraine.
Nuland: We have some bad news and some good news.
Buttercup: What's the bad news?
Nuland: That $5-billion you sent to Ukraine didn't buy as many neo-Nazi's as we thought. We need a few billion more. Also, we might be at war with Russia soon. That bastard Putin can't take a joke.
Buttercup: And the good news?
Nuland: Pussy Riot has agreed to perform at your next birthday party.
US pulls back on military cooperation with Russia, stemming the flow of drunken Air Force generals to Moscow and bankrupting the Russian Liquor industry as a result. "Without firing a single shot, we have crashed the Russian economy and increased the life expectancy of our own military men and women", Obama declared in a news conference today, while sipping on a glass of Finlandia vodka. (see this for context)From anonymous:
Russia pledges $5 billion to assist Scottish independence from the UK.From AK:
I know that these are tragic times, but thank you all for putting a smile on my face!